*is insane with jealousy*

...NOT!

What, you're willing to share then?

I don't believe I said anything of the sort...

I guess you're stuck with me all to yourself, then!

I once got a message that said "Hi...wanna feel my massive cock up your ass?"

I think that was the last time I ever pulled up AIM.

:-)

This is actually REALLY polite compared to what I used to get. Since I've changed my Yahoo profile to "relationship" from "single," I hardly ever get freaky come-on messages.

Yeah...I quickly changed my "Divorce" to "Married". That seemed to help. But I'm still a bit gunshy to pull it back up.

Creepy pervs!

It's sick weirdo come out of the woodwork month at Y!M. All this month you can expect random propositions by the nastiest guys we can find.

Hopefully, at least your day will get better.

Naaah... I used to get these sorts - and MUCH worse - all the time. But then I changed my Yahoo profile to "relationship" from "single" and I hardly get any! Seems the pervs can read.

See, "john_sucks696969" would be way better.

Ah, but that would be clever. However, by using his zip code, I now know which areas to avoid!

Here Erin and I are talking about You Don't Know Jack, in which context it is entirely innocent.

lurkwarbler: Do you have US Jack with you too?
princessleiabelle: Sure do!
lurkwarbler: I've only played that maybe three or four times.
princessleiabelle: Will be bringing it to punt!t00bage
princessleiabelle: I've challenged Morri
lurkwarbler: Eeeeeeeeeeexcellent :-)
lurkwarbler: I shall take up the challenge against both of you.
princessleiabelle: And Cyg got the monopoly board
princessleiabelle: Wahoo!
lurkwarbler: And the only question is - strictly within the context of the game - which of the two of you should I screw?
princessleiabelle: Heh, perhaps some Scrabbling as well.
princessleiabelle: *laughing out loud*
princessleiabelle: what makes you think we won't screw you first?
lurkwarbler: Oh, I'm quite sure that the pair of you will both screw me. Big-time.
princessleiabelle: within the context of the game, naturally. ;-)
lurkwarbler: But I might at least have the pleasure of asking Mark if I might screw his girlfriend.
princessleiabelle: Which would probably be the most entertaining for all concerned.

lurkwarbler: But I might at least have the pleasure of asking Mark if I might screw his girlfriend.

There are just SO many good lines I could use here... and oh, how I ache to use them, but I think it'll be more fun to wait for what Mark comes up with. ;)

I don't know if he's ever played YDKJ or not - I certainly know what you're referring to, but he might not. Tsk, tsk.

Chris certainly is a cheeky one. Do not be fooled by his innocent appearance. ;)

...!

Well, as neither is hermorrine my property, nor I her pimp or anysuch, you really don't need *my* permission. Of course, should anything happen (and I have every confidence that it wouldn't), I would take an extremely dim view of all parties involved.

I hope this clarifies matters for you.

Oh, wait, you're talking about some game...

*giggles* You are so non-possessively possessive. *snogs* And you know quite well that Chris is a wonderful friend, but my heart belongs to you. You may not own me, but you have full access rights and no one else does. ;)

Oh, and the game is SO much fun - I'll tell you more about it later. I bet you'll like it too. And frankly, you don't have time to ASK to screw anyone - you have to just do it. ;D

you don't have time to ASK to screw anyone - you have to just do it

Yes, in this game, screwing is definitely done in the heat of the moment. XD