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07 May 2003 @ 10:46 am
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?  
1) Can someone please explain this to me? Cramps and labor pains are uterine contractions. Orgasms also are uterine contractions. SO WHY DON'T THEY FEEL THE SAME?! I'd be perfectly happy to have orgasmic contractions for 5 days straight every month. Being in agony 5 days straight, not so much with that. Men. have. it. too. easy. >:0!!!

2) Why is it that I'm completely confident about some things and completely insecure about others? How can I be confident about the same thing one day and completely insecure about it the next? Is this just me, or am I due for a stay in St. Mungo's?
I feel: bitchybitchy
I hear: The Cramps! ha ha ha - NOT. >:0!!!
oddree on May 11th, 2003 03:46 am (UTC)
You just hit on a pretty reliable way of easing the cramps though. They can counteract each other--if you can somehow get yourself in the mood to try. I know it sounds strange and almost inappropriate (?) but you should give it a shot. It works for me.

(Sorry for the overshare, but you get my point).