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07 May 2003 @ 10:46 am
Are you pondering what I'm pondering?  
1) Can someone please explain this to me? Cramps and labor pains are uterine contractions. Orgasms also are uterine contractions. SO WHY DON'T THEY FEEL THE SAME?! I'd be perfectly happy to have orgasmic contractions for 5 days straight every month. Being in agony 5 days straight, not so much with that. Men. have. it. too. easy. >:0!!!

2) Why is it that I'm completely confident about some things and completely insecure about others? How can I be confident about the same thing one day and completely insecure about it the next? Is this just me, or am I due for a stay in St. Mungo's?
I feel: bitchybitchy
I hear: The Cramps! ha ha ha - NOT. >:0!!!
Eoghanperaventure on May 10th, 2003 01:19 am (UTC)
I thought orgasms were vaginal contractions? sorry to post all willy-nilly, but I followed a rather convoluted path through that "calcium silicate" of a gal, pottersginny and liked some of your posts.

I am also wrongly amused by fanfic, it is a recent discovery of mine and I've been online since '95. Dunno if you get emails of posts to your nick, so sorry if this is a repost, but have you seen this? It is damn funny.

And can I see your slash? (gee, that might be construed as evil and immoral since I'm a girl)