1) Can someone please explain this to me? Cramps and labor pains are uterine contractions. Orgasms also are uterine contractions. SO WHY DON'T THEY FEEL THE SAME?! I'd be perfectly happy to have orgasmic contractions for 5 days straight every month. Being in agony 5 days straight, not so much with that. Men. have. it. too. easy. >:0!!!

2) Why is it that I'm completely confident about some things and completely insecure about others? How can I be confident about the same thing one day and completely insecure about it the next? Is this just me, or am I due for a stay in St. Mungo's?