I think I would know if I'd ever had one. You wake up in the sheets and it's all EEEEYEEEEEW.
To which I laughed and laughed and told him he had just PROVEN beyond a shadow of a doubt that he was straight.
Later, for confirmation...
Morri: Tell me ONE gay guy you know who does not like to play with cum.
John: There aren't any.
Morri: I rest my case.
You can only imagine my relief.
Hmmm.... ;)
Hmmmm... ;)