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15 February 2003 @ 03:40 am
During what has to have been one of the longest phone conversations I've ever had, I have discovered the truth about zorac's sexual orientation.

zorac explained that he had been the one to exclaim about only having wet dreams if you don't wank enough (this was at Mact00bage), and that apparently he had said this because he had never had a wet dream himself and how others found that odd. After saying this, he said to me the following:

I think I would know if I'd ever had one. You wake up in the sheets and it's all EEEEYEEEEEW.

To which I laughed and laughed and told him he had just PROVEN beyond a shadow of a doubt that he was straight.

Later, for confirmation...

Morri: Tell me ONE gay guy you know who does not like to play with cum.
John: There aren't any.
Morri: I rest my case.

You can only imagine my relief.

Hmmm.... ;)
Hmmmm... ;)
I feel: accomplishedaccomplished
Improbable Girlstarcrossedgirl on February 15th, 2003 03:15 am (UTC)
leiabelle: not the lj you're looking forleiabelle on February 15th, 2003 03:30 am (UTC)
[will fuck for sex]: fairytale...anatsuno on February 15th, 2003 06:01 am (UTC)

I don't know any personally, but I always count on a very very wide variety of people - therefore I think a gay guy going Eww at come prolly exists (more than one even).

But, I think you're right about Mark. Somehow strange but very true, John said it best a while ago: "Mark is very gay, but he's not homosexual." :D

(now let the flames begin over the meaning of gay, haha)
Muddle-headed Kay: brainsmhw on February 15th, 2003 06:50 am (UTC)
I don't go ewww at it, but - well, I'm not exactly allergic, some guys' cum reacts awkwardly with my skin and I come out in itchy blotches.

Wow, if that ain't TMI I don't know what is.
queerasjohn on February 15th, 2003 07:16 am (UTC)
And there was I thinking they were hickies. Who knew? :D
Vicki: Blow Me!!!hermorrine on February 15th, 2003 08:20 am (UTC)

Now THAT was TMI. ;P
Muddle-headed Kaymhw on February 15th, 2003 08:49 am (UTC)

I have very sensitive skin, as well you know.

*proffers neck for a re-run*
[will fuck for sex]anatsuno on February 15th, 2003 08:41 am (UTC)
You know how much I love TMI babe - no hassle will come from here! :D
Teesside Snog Monster: treguardjiggery_pokery on February 15th, 2003 04:56 pm (UTC)
The person wot lived next to Mark for a year sez:
Vicki: OH Yeahhermorrine on February 15th, 2003 06:28 pm (UTC)
Re: The person wot lived next to Mark for a year sez:
Surely you jest.
Teesside Snog Monster: mobius-scarfjiggery_pokery on February 16th, 2003 12:58 pm (UTC)
Re: The person wot lived next to Mark for a year sez:
I jest not, or at least I jest little - I lived in the room next to Mark's for an academic year. We shared a kitchen and a bathroom. It was very cosy and a lot of fun.

Ejaculatory habits were not a frequent topic of conversation during that year.
Vicki: Happy Happy!hermorrine on February 16th, 2003 02:53 pm (UTC)
Re: The person wot lived next to Mark for a year sez:
Oh! See, I thought you were expressing the fact that you were boggled by Mark being straight. And I knew that you two were roommates already. I know everything now. *winks*

Well, you might have noticed that I'm pretty good at getting people to talk about... almost anything, really. :D