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06 February 2003 @ 12:39 am
 

David: *flails*
Morri: Oh get over it there, queenie.
David: <-- *hooting with laughter*
David: YOU CALLED ME QUEENIE
Morri: As well you should
Morri: You act like a drama queen, you get called on it
David: I SHALL NOW SMITE YOU WITH MY RAINBOW COLOURED SWIZZLE STICK AND MATCHING RIBBON
Morri: *drily* This is where I remind you that I can pick your arse up and throw you and your rainbow fake dildo across the room.
David: AND IT IS NOT A FAKE DILDO! >:0!
Morri: Hey, a phallic symbol is a phallic symbol.
David: It is one of those poles with the ribbon at the end, that those olympic gymnasts use when they do that twirling routine thing.
Morri: If you do not even know the name of it, it remains a dildo.
David: I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF SPECIALIST SPORTING EQUIPMENT.
David: *weeps*
Morri: I should really post this to LJ
David: You really really should.
Morri: DAVID HAS A RAINBOW DILDO FETISH
Morri: :))
David: OH, THANKYOU MISSY.
Morri: ANYTIME THERE SIR
Morri: HE LIKES THEM LONG AND VERY SLENDER
Morri: I could really make a comment there but no, I am too nice
David: I SUPPOSE I AM YOUR FAVOURITE FANDOM WHIPPING BOY, HUH?
David: I BET YOU DON'T TREAT TOBY OR JOHN LIKE THIS.
Morri: Mmm, not quite like this, no ;)
 
 
I feel: amusedamused
 
 
 
[will fuck for sex]: smutitty-smut-smutanatsuno on February 5th, 2003 10:52 pm (UTC)

I should say something funny, but my tiny wit has deserted me.

So, David still alive and kicking? That's good.
Honestly, the drama -.-

*buys David another rainbow dildo*
Toby Malfoy: bunniestobymalfoy on February 7th, 2003 11:30 am (UTC)

*wants a rainbow dildo too*
Vicki: Happy Happy!hermorrine on February 7th, 2003 09:45 pm (UTC)
*will find you one*
Pervy Hoodie Fancier: Anything Goes!dancingrain on February 6th, 2003 01:02 am (UTC)
I've got one of those rainbow not-a-dildo things. No rainbow actual dildos, but I do have a nice purple rope one. Yay pretty colors.

Bonus points to David for not flinching at the word "dildo" :D
Vicki: MWAHhermorrine on February 7th, 2003 09:46 pm (UTC)
I knew exactly what he was talking about, I just enjoy teasing him. ;)
That's what she said.: *smug*altricial on February 6th, 2003 06:49 am (UTC)

Morri: If you do not even know the name of it, it remains a dildo.


Hahahaha! *calls everything dildo*
Vickihermorrine on February 7th, 2003 09:46 pm (UTC)
*giggles muchly*