Morri: Oh get over it there, queenie.
David: <-- *hooting with laughter*
David: YOU CALLED ME QUEENIE
Morri: As well you should
Morri: You act like a drama queen, you get called on it
David: I SHALL NOW SMITE YOU WITH MY RAINBOW COLOURED SWIZZLE STICK AND MATCHING RIBBON
Morri: *drily* This is where I remind you that I can pick your arse up and throw you and your rainbow fake dildo across the room.
David: AND IT IS NOT A FAKE DILDO! >:0!
Morri: Hey, a phallic symbol is a phallic symbol.
David: It is one of those poles with the ribbon at the end, that those olympic gymnasts use when they do that twirling routine thing.
Morri: If you do not even know the name of it, it remains a dildo.
David: I DON'T KNOW THE NAME OF SPECIALIST SPORTING EQUIPMENT.
Morri: I should really post this to LJ
David: You really really should.
Morri: DAVID HAS A RAINBOW DILDO FETISH
David: OH, THANKYOU MISSY.
Morri: ANYTIME THERE SIR
Morri: HE LIKES THEM LONG AND VERY SLENDER
Morri: I could really make a comment there but no, I am too nice
David: I SUPPOSE I AM YOUR FAVOURITE FANDOM WHIPPING BOY, HUH?
David: I BET YOU DON'T TREAT TOBY OR JOHN LIKE THIS.
Morri: Mmm, not quite like this, no ;)