What do you MEAN I need to know my EX-husband's birthdate?!?! Why would I remember that! And the actual date of my divorce?! What the hell?!? I've now been divorced longer than I was married and I've attempted to block most of that out, thankyouverymuch! I can see them wanting to know if I've ever used a different name but this is a bit much!

Well. I can see that I'm going to be searching through my belongings in desperation this weekend.

Oh and look - they want to know where my parents were born. I wonder if it'll make things interesting that my mother was born in Germany and has dual citizenship. Sheesh.