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06 January 2003 @ 09:02 pm
Dispelling rumors, pushing truth  
It has come to my attention that the old rumor that I am in love with thezeppo is once again making the rounds. It wasn't true 7 or 8 months ago when clueless people who don't know me first said it, and it's not true now.

I have NO idea why people who don't know me and aren't friends of mine are SO fascinated by my personal life, but as apparently they are, I thought I would clear things up for everyone.

* I am actually in love with tobymalfoy. Anyone who actually knows me would know that. Sheesh.

* I am going to have queerasjohn's babies. They will be very tall, way too damn smart, and most likely heterosexual and conservative simply to spite their parents.

* I am married to altricial, osanna and anatsuno, the first two for nearly a year (*BEAMS*), and with the third we are still in the newlywed stage. *bats eyelashes*
Seeing as I believe in open relationships, there is always room for more, so if you're interested, let me know.

* eleveninches is my pimp. As of yet she has not made one red cent off me, but she apparently has high hopes for the future.

* kissaki is my dominatrix. If she says jump, I say "how high?" And if I'm especially good, she gets out her crop and lets me lick her gothy boots.

* weatherby is sometimes like the other half of my brain. Most of the time I have no idea where it is and miss it terribly.

* chiriko and puckmalfoy are my little cuddle bunnies. I love them and squeeze them and call them George.

* I completely and utterly worship hautemonde's breasts. And her mind ain't bad, either. *waggles eyebrows*

* I want to snog dancingrain and I'm not afraid to say so. Repeatedly.

That's not everyone, but there is enough for perhaps some truth to be spread instead of silly rumors. I care for thezeppo greatly, but that's all it is. If you'd like to argue about how you know better, you know where to find me. :>
I feel: flirtyflirty
intellectual peppery: Cheap Elvseseleveninches on January 6th, 2003 04:35 pm (UTC)
*rubs hands evilly*

Our time will come, my dear.
Vicki: CLexyhermorrine on January 7th, 2003 06:12 pm (UTC)

*kisses your ring*
Yes, Mistress.
[will fuck for sex]anatsuno on January 6th, 2003 10:00 pm (UTC)

*asks room service for Continental Breakfats in the bed of the Wedding Suite*

...I so knew about Toby :D

Vicki: MWAHhermorrine on January 7th, 2003 06:14 pm (UTC)

*Puts out the "Do Not Disturb" sign on the suite doorknob*

Of COURSE you knew about Toby!! Doesn't everyone?!? I really do not understand where this nonsense about it being David came from.
That's what she said.: Boobies good.altricial on January 7th, 2003 01:20 am (UTC)

*keels over*
Vicki: can't fight the R/Hhermorrine on January 7th, 2003 06:15 pm (UTC)
*Yells out "STAND BACK! WE'RE MARRIED SO I CAN DO THIS!" and performs mouth-to-mouth on you*
the youth in asia: the prettiest rainbow drawnpuckmalfoy on January 7th, 2003 04:45 am (UTC)

George :-/

love you, morri. :))
Vickihermorrine on January 7th, 2003 06:23 am (UTC)
*giggles* You probably don't get that. It's a reference to an old Bugs Bunny cartoon. Remind me to explain it to you one of these days. It isn't bad - it's just silly!
hautemonde on January 7th, 2003 05:11 am (UTC)
* I completely and utterly worship hautemonde's breasts. And her mind ain't bad, either. *waggles eyebrows*

Flattery will get you everywhere, Miss Morri. ;;)
Vicki: MWAHhermorrine on January 7th, 2003 06:16 pm (UTC)

YAY! *blows raspberries in your cleavage*
Toby Malfoy: bunniestobymalfoy on January 7th, 2003 10:12 am (UTC)


Vicki: CLex Morrihermorrine on January 7th, 2003 06:17 pm (UTC)
You're so very adorable when you blush, darling. *smoochies*
Pervy Hoodie Fancierdancingrain on January 8th, 2003 08:48 am (UTC)
*bats eyes*

what's to be repeated, dear? the snogging, or the saying so?

Vickihermorrine on January 8th, 2003 11:16 am (UTC)
Ah HA - I knew you'd catch that. *grins wickedly* How about all of the above? ;)
Pervy Hoodie Fancierdancingrain on January 8th, 2003 11:34 am (UTC)
:D :D