So me and my antibiotics and my soup and my watered-down juice will be busy keeping our germs to ourselves, as the doctor said I can't even think about going back to work until Friday. Joy.
So I saw a resident before I saw the doctor, and he's going through a brief medical history and all that and I don't recall exactly what he said that prompted it, but I responded with, "Well, I have lost half my body weight in the past 18 months." And he stared at me and said, "No shit?! Oh, excuse my language." ROFL (except that would hurt - you get the idea)