1. Go into your LJ’s archive.
2. Find your 23rd post (or closest to).
3. Find the fifth sentence (or closest to).
4. Post the text of the sentence in your blog along with these instructions.
From September 12, 2002.
I HAVE A JOB! I HAVE A JOB! I HAVE A JOB! I HAVE A JOB! I HAVE A JOB! I HAVE A JOB! I HAVE A JOB! I HAVE A JOB!
Haha, considering I want to KILL PEOPLE currently due to my job, this is extra funny. My boss offered me her cat's valium today. I said no, I preferred the nice, simmering rage-on I have going at the moment, but I think she's trying to tell me something. And yes, it is almost my 3-year anniversary with the company.
Note to self: You are not supposed to find blond guys attractive. Please to be stopping this nonsense immediately.