Boss: So it's somebody's birthday in a week. What do you want?
Me: Someone else around here to do some work so I don't have to put my foot up all their asses?
Boss: Okay, but I actually meant what kind of treat do you want...
Me: Oh. An ice cream cake would be nice.
I wish I was joking. -.- Is it September 2nd yet?
And how exactly did I manage to cut my leg with my own toenail?! This improved flexibility thing is for the birds.
But tobymalfoy made me stupidly happy, so that was one good thing. *♥s Toby*