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15 August 2005 @ 09:09 pm
It's been that kind of day.  
An actual conversation that took place today:

Boss: So it's somebody's birthday in a week. What do you want?
Me: Someone else around here to do some work so I don't have to put my foot up all their asses?
Boss: Okay, but I actually meant what kind of treat do you want...
Me: Oh. An ice cream cake would be nice.

I wish I was joking. -.- Is it September 2nd yet?

And how exactly did I manage to cut my leg with my own toenail?! This improved flexibility thing is for the birds.

But tobymalfoy made me stupidly happy, so that was one good thing. *♥s Toby*
I feel: bitchybitchy
piperki: secypiperki on August 16th, 2005 03:10 am (UTC)

This sounds disturbingly like the conversation I had with a manager last week, in which I informed him that anyone who ever gets me flowers for any occasion "will have flowers coming from unnatural places."

"O...kay," he said, looking slightly terrified.