I just heard a bit of the last debate between Illinois Senate candidates Barack Obama and Alan Keyes. Apparently Alan Keyes feels that any children adopted by gay couples would inevitably become involved in incest. Why, you ask? Well, Mr. Keyes explains, apparently if you don't know who your biological parents or siblings are, you might mistakenly have sex with them!!!
*BOGGLES* Just... just... AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHH
Obama responded well, I thought, by pointing out that by Keyes' logic, no one should ever adopt or use sperm or egg donors, as the same risks would be present. He then added, "I can see your logic, but it's wrong" to Keyes. HAHAHAHAHA!! TAKE THAT, YOU IMBECILE!
*chants* One more week! One more week! One more week!