This really should be a joke, but it isn't.
So I'm driving to work today and I'm almost there when I stop at a stoplight and I hear a horn beep. I look over and there's a guy in an SUV saying "Excuse me" to me. So immediately I think there's something wrong with my tire, or maybe he needs directions. I roll down my window and say "Yes?" and he says "I hope this isn't wrong of me, but I was wondering if I could ask you out on a date." *flabbergasted* Somehow I managed to say "I'm flattered, but no," and he tried a bit more to convince me, but I told him "Thank you, I'm very flattered, but I'm not interested." Because really, I couldn't very well say that the thought of dating anyone right now makes me nauseous, could I?
Maybe someday this will be funny.
Maybe someday this will be funny.