September 28th, 2004

Latte

This really should be a joke, but it isn't.

So I'm driving to work today and I'm almost there when I stop at a stoplight and I hear a horn beep. I look over and there's a guy in an SUV saying "Excuse me" to me. So immediately I think there's something wrong with my tire, or maybe he needs directions. I roll down my window and say "Yes?" and he says "I hope this isn't wrong of me, but I was wondering if I could ask you out on a date." *flabbergasted* Somehow I managed to say "I'm flattered, but no," and he tried a bit more to convince me, but I told him "Thank you, I'm very flattered, but I'm not interested." Because really, I couldn't very well say that the thought of dating anyone right now makes me nauseous, could I?

Maybe someday this will be funny.
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Latte

Yet another entry in the "Wow, that's just not funny" category.

My company announced today that they're giving us extra holiday time. Everyone else thought this was a great and wonderful thing.

Me? I was very -.- because really, what am I going to do with it? I have never cared so little about having paid time off as I do right now.

And I really think the world should hold off on any more of this sort of nonsense until I'm a bit more ready for it.
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