I do miss having a dog. :/
Killer II: The Collaborative Meme Strikes Back
-= YOUR PAST, YOUR PRESENT, YOUR FUTURE =-

Reading Harry Potter - one of the first three, usually.
Probably my CD collection. I still kick myself over the loss of it.
I'd probably think that I say stupid things that I think are funny but no one else does and that it was a shame I was so fat because I'm so pretty. Wow, that all sounds horrible...
Usually black leggings and all sorts of colored tops, but I love wearing red.
Probably all my old memorabilia from when I was a hockey fanatic back in San Diego. I have a ton of the stuff and no real use for most of it, but I haven't been able to bring myself to throw it away. Yet.
What wasn't embarrassing would be a better question. Probably one of the times when I was told that a boy liked me, only to find out it was yet another joke on the fat girl when I tried to talk to the guy in question.
That I am healthy and making someone happy who is making me happy in turn.
I'm trying to think... 10 years ago I was one year out from college and still didn't know what I wanted to do with my life, although I was seriously considering going back to grad school to become a sex therapist.
-= FOOD, GLORIOUS FOOD =-
I've been missing Wings n' Things (which are only around San Diego) a lot lately, although I'm not certain if that's what you mean.
Honey BBQ pretzel pieces - sweet and savory and crunchy all at once! I have no idea what that means...
I would order Chicago-style pizza and salad from Lou Malnati's because I figure everyone should have REAL pizza once in their lives. ;) Plus I'd be too damned nervous to make a decent meal if I tried to cook.
-= THE BENEVOLENT DICTATOR'S SECTION =-
1) The one I would get benefit from: Give a billion pounds to Mark so that we could live together and not have to worry about jobs or immigration or whatever.
2) The one I wouldn't really benefit from: I would give money to another person who needs some medical treatment their insurance company won't pay for - it doesn't matter what it is, just that it's medically necessary and the insurance industry sucks.
I think this is a pretty obvious one, but England. :D
Describe your favorite sex act. *grins*
Let's see - anywhere that has extreme heat, extreme cold, or lots of nasty bugs. I imagine that covers a lot of the world...
-= EMOTE, PEOPLE, EMOTE =-
One that I have recurringly is of being in undergrad and for whatever reason, missing my classes and failing. I distinctly picture my Shakespeare class for this, for some reason. It's hard to even describe it - just this feeling of panic, of always waking up after the class was over.
I can think of a couple for this, but here's the more interesting one: twice while in school (I think once in middle and once in high school) my class was taken to a place called the Robert Crown Center. It has these mannequins, for lack of a better word, in a theatre that are clear and have the organs showing (fake ones in plastic - it's all plastic) and the show is basically about human reproduction. The different organs light up as they are discussed. I'm probably not explaining this well, but you'll have to take my word that it was really cool and likely part of the reason I became so fascinated by human sexuality.
My aunt (my uncle's wife, J) was the first person who showed me that you could be a big girl and still be pretty. Until that time, I just thought I was a lump. It was hellish to find clothes that fit when I was a teenager (so much has changed since then), but she helped find me stylish clothes that didn't look as though my grandmother should wear them, helped me with makeup, and most importantly provided a great role model. I actually wrote to her a few years ago and told her how much that all meant.
My ex-husband changed my life a great deal. If he hadn't been such an ass, if I hadn't woken up... my life would be completely different now. For those who don't know, I had a brief marriage when I was young and stupid - I was 24 and relatively inexperienced. I ended up marrying a drug addict who refused to hold down a job and was verbally and emotionally abusive. I think I forgot to mention I was really naive, too. He told me he would change for me and I stupidly believed it. We were together for about 3 years altogether, 1 1/2 years before getting married and then 1 1/2 years of actually being married until I left. There's certainly a lot more to this, but in a nutshell my life ended up a lot better than it was - I'm sure I never would've gone back to get my master's degree or be working in a better job and I certainly wouldn't have met any of you, and especially not Mark. *clings*

I'm not sure it's advice, per se, but my parents insisted on us going to college. I especially didn't want to - don't ask me what I thought I was going to do, I think school just bored me too much. Needless to say, university was a much bigger challenge and I'm very grateful that I went.
-= IN PERPETUITY =-

For right now, I think Mark would have to be the sculptor, because he thinks I'm beautiful the way I am, and I can't really see it currently. He'd have to choose the material and pose, too. Next year, I think the answer might be that I would be the sculptor...
How about a recording? Me talking... I think that talking and laughing are good representatives of me.
I don't intend to have one - I plan on being cremated. I'd like my ashes spread somewhere meaningful, though I haven't decided on that yet.
-= BRING ON THE APOCALYPSE =-
ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH. Ummm, Mark of course. *bites nails* My mom. *wails* Lauren.
Gee, I wonder... Harry Potter!
Trivial Pursuit. It's my fave board game and it would teach the people loads about earth. :D
-= IMAGE, TEXT AND MEDIA =-
Brendan Fraser. The Mummy was on last night! *drools*
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh I can't think of anything (and I haven't many books handy anyway).
N/A currently, but I hope to find out one day.
It's not one book, but I've read David Eddings' The Belgariad and The Mallorean series more than any other books, although the HP books are closing in.
The Fires of Heaven by Robert Jordan (Book 5 of The Wheel of Time series). I'm reading it because I am always reading something, and currently Mark and my brother are providing me with reading material. This one came from my brother (obviously I've read the first 4 already) and they're pretty good, although they do make me want to scream in places.
Probably the second Ace Ventura film. The first was quite clever, but the second I couldn't even finish - it was horrid.
They do exist, but I can't think of any for the life of me right now...
-= YOU'RE A WITCH, HARRIET! =- * -
a) in Real life in
ii) A year's time: To have lost a lot of weight and be much healthier and happier.
b) in Fandom in
ii) A year's time:
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Probably a spider or some other bug. Ron's idea in the movie was quite good - or maybe a giant bug zapper?
Gah. GoF, so that perhaps he could avoid the cup and therefore not help to bring Voldemort back and Cedric wouldn't get killed, either.
-= THE HATSTAND RETURNS =-</font>
I DETEST reality shows. How about a show that shows what actors and actresses and models look like without makeup and the nice clothes and all that?
Hmmm, not really. I need proof and so far there isn't any. Logically, it would make sense that we would not be alone in the universe, but so far any neighbors haven't come around to say hello - except to people who live in the middle of nowhere who have limited education, apparently.
Um. o_O?
Killer II is the second iteration of the collaborative meme, and you can copy all the questions, including the markup tags, cut tags and html links, from this post here.