I suppose that I should not be surprised that I came back to find the fandom in yet another uproar. I'd like to tell you what I think or that I care, but frankly, I've got many more important things to attend to at the moment. Like creating the poll below...
Pick out the lie (you can vote if you know the answers, but don't comment!)
I'm a published smut author.
I was asked to be in porn movies - the real kind where they pay you.
I am naked somewhere on the internet.
I once impersonated Cher on stage in front of a packed house.
I've been to one of the best-known sex clubs in Vegas.
Well kids, have fun with it - I'm going to bed as I am quite exhausted.