I think that's enough for one day.
Randomly, I have seen a Chicago bus that is BRIGHT PEPTO-BISMOL PINK. It also has many pictures of Reese Witherspoon on it - it is done up for Legally Blonde 2. This bus made me think of both altricial and queerasjohn. Also, am I the only one who thinks that Reese looks like Barbie come to life in those ads? The long blonde hair, the pink business suit, the little hat... it's a bit frightening, really.
Also, I totally put my foot in my mouth last night. I am posting this because a) it's good to laugh at oneself and b) as a form of penance. I was on the phone with Mark as I drove home last night, regaling him with the tale of a man who'd hit on me as I left work the night before. I got to the end of the story and said, "Why do I only attract freaks?" and as soon as the words were out of my mouth I realized what I'd said. GOOD GRIEF I'M A MORON. I apologized profusely and Mark mostly laughed at me - I think he understands that I didn't mean him - I meant these random guys online and occasionally in real life who say the strangest things. But you must admit that it was not my best moment. I am such a t00b.
Okay, off to do five million things...
Man, do I need new icons or what?