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Callipygian: couchpicklepuss on May 30th, 2003 10:28 am (UTC)
91% gets me 13th. *pouts*
leiabelleleiabelle on May 30th, 2003 10:41 am (UTC)

Haha, I made the Top Ten! *flaunts*
Teesside Snog Monster: potterjiggery_pokery on May 30th, 2003 10:36 am (UTC)
I like the way there's an 8% window of opportunity for the one person for whom this really matters to fit in at the top. ;-)

We all know who your real #1 is...
Meggie Dmegd on May 30th, 2003 10:39 am (UTC)
I made top ten, wow! I feel so special. Not sure what it means though.
Pengolodh (s.c)pengolodh_sc on May 30th, 2003 11:03 am (UTC)
Hmmm - isn't there a v_vconservative too many in that list?
Callipygian: duanepicklepuss on May 30th, 2003 11:58 am (UTC)
Me thinks the Senator be a big fat cheater.

I guess that's not the most difficult deduction ever.
Senator V.V.Conservative, Dark Lord of the Senatev_vconservative on May 30th, 2003 02:37 pm (UTC)
Do not listen to that leftie Cygnus. He is imitating me.

Actually, the system is to blame. I had some trouble filling in the correct email address and I think it logged me twice. Personally I blame those goddam hippie onion-eating leftie Democrats.

But now there are two of me. Twice the evil! See you around!
Senator V.V.Conservative, Dark Lord of the Senatev_vconservative on May 30th, 2003 02:39 pm (UTC)
Yes, see you around! Today there are 2 of us, tomorrow there will be enough to invade and occupy a small Sub-Saharan African banana republic. From there, the world.
Senator V.V.Conservative, Dark Lord of the Senatev_vconservative on May 30th, 2003 02:41 pm (UTC)
My evil clone is right. And just watch as I run for the Senate in 40 different states! I will be able to filibuster by myself!
Senator V.V.Conservative, Dark Lord of the Senatev_vconservative on May 30th, 2003 02:42 pm (UTC)

I am not the evil clone. I am the original Senator Conservative. You lie.

Watch it.
Senator V.V.Conservative, Dark Lord of the Senatev_vconservative on May 30th, 2003 02:44 pm (UTC)

Yes of course I lie. But only to Congress and the American public.
I am the original. Don't make me come over there.
Senator V.V.Conservative, Dark Lord of the Senatev_vconservative on May 30th, 2003 02:45 pm (UTC)

GODDAMN LEFTIE IMPOSTER.
Senator V.V.Conservative, Dark Lord of the Senatev_vconservative on May 30th, 2003 02:46 pm (UTC)

ONION-EATING BABY-KILLING FUCKWIT.
Senator V.V.Conservative, Dark Lord of the Senatev_vconservative on May 30th, 2003 02:48 pm (UTC)
Both of you shut the hell up! I can't plot world domination with you two screaming like little girls!
Senator V.V.Conservative, Dark Lord of the Senatev_vconservative on May 30th, 2003 02:49 pm (UTC)

BOTH of us?

WTF?
Senator V.V.Conservative, Dark Lord of the Senatev_vconservative on May 30th, 2003 02:53 pm (UTC)
There's another one of me?...I mean of *us*?...no, wait...

It is happening. We are I am we are V.V.Conservative is are everywhere.
cygnusfap on May 30th, 2003 02:54 pm (UTC)

Sounds like you're having an identity crisis.

Which one are you, anyway? The original or clone number 2?
Senator V.V.Conservative, Dark Lord of the Senatev_vconservative on May 30th, 2003 02:55 pm (UTC)
Stay out of this, leftie boy.

I am clone number 1, by the way.
Senator V.V.Conservative, Dark Lord of the Senatev_vconservative on May 30th, 2003 02:57 pm (UTC)
No, you are clone number 2. I am clone number 1.

At least, I think I am. Maybe the original V.V.C. can enlighten us.
Senator V.V.Conservative, Dark Lord of the Senatev_vconservative on May 30th, 2003 02:59 pm (UTC)
You are the original, idiot. Unless I am.

Actually, I'm a little confused myself. Which one of us is the Merovingian?
ex_the_mero on May 30th, 2003 03:10 pm (UTC)
You called?
Senator V.V.Conservative, Dark Lord of the Senatev_vconservative on May 30th, 2003 03:12 pm (UTC)

PISS OFF.
ex_the_mero on May 30th, 2003 03:13 pm (UTC)

FUCK YOU.
Senator V.V.Conservative, Dark Lord of the Senatev_vconservative on May 30th, 2003 03:16 pm (UTC)
Don't listen to him. He's just cranky because he's not me he is me he think's he's us them him

help
Vicki: Blow Me!!!hermorrine on May 30th, 2003 03:38 pm (UTC)
You definitely need some help. I think they can merge those personalities if you head on over to St. Mungo's....
Callipygian: shonuffpicklepuss on May 30th, 2003 02:55 pm (UTC)
Be careful or you will falter under the weight of pronoun tenses.

By the way, we could use a nice Republican Gov in Illinois. This Democrat guy is just screwing everything up.
Callipygian: quintpicklepuss on May 30th, 2003 02:45 pm (UTC)
Clone or no, you guys are the ones copying what that leftist-hippie-whatever said.

Who's really running the show there?
Negotiation Barbiepraetorianguard on May 30th, 2003 11:23 am (UTC)
Helloooooooo Morri!

*does the 'I Win' dance in office*
Vicki: Nas Alleyhermorrine on May 30th, 2003 10:41 pm (UTC)
*grins t00bily*