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28 May 2003 @ 11:06 am
Oh, how I needed a laugh...  
I sign onto YM today and get this offline message:

john_suck60647 (5/28/2003 7:41:11 AM): no offense - are you still dating someone? - does he share?

BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! 1) Nice username, buddy. 2) The "no offense" was a nice touch. 3) To answer your questions - yes I am, and no, he doesn't. 4) Have a nice life, loser! >:D<

I'm sure that zorac will be insane with jealousy over this one.

They are tearing up the parking lot next to my building, to prepare for building new condos. Periodically, the entire building shakes. When you're on the 6th floor of an 8-story building, this can be a tad disconcerting.

Today is another yucky day, with mind-numbing projects that a monkey could do and gray, rainy skies. Bleurgh, I guess I will just eat my cheese and beef jerky and attempt to look happy about it. -.-
 
 
I feel: apatheticapathetic
 
 
 
Zorac: dodge thiszorac on May 28th, 2003 09:31 am (UTC)
*is insane with jealousy*
Zorac: mrjzorac on May 28th, 2003 09:32 am (UTC)
...NOT!
Vicki: Ebil!Morrihermorrine on May 28th, 2003 09:36 am (UTC)

What, you're willing to share then?
Zorac: reunionzorac on May 28th, 2003 09:48 am (UTC)
I don't believe I said anything of the sort...
Vicki: ME and the ME and the MEMEMEhermorrine on May 28th, 2003 09:57 am (UTC)
I guess you're stuck with me all to yourself, then!
God for Harry, Rachet and Saint George!rachet on May 28th, 2003 12:38 pm (UTC)
I once got a message that said "Hi...wanna feel my massive cock up your ass?"

I think that was the last time I ever pulled up AIM.

:-)
Vicki: Bi As Me!hermorrine on May 28th, 2003 02:10 pm (UTC)
This is actually REALLY polite compared to what I used to get. Since I've changed my Yahoo profile to "relationship" from "single," I hardly ever get freaky come-on messages.
God for Harry, Rachet and Saint George!rachet on May 28th, 2003 02:12 pm (UTC)
Yeah...I quickly changed my "Divorce" to "Married". That seemed to help. But I'm still a bit gunshy to pull it back up.

Creepy pervs!
Meggie Dmegd on May 28th, 2003 12:46 pm (UTC)
It's sick weirdo come out of the woodwork month at Y!M. All this month you can expect random propositions by the nastiest guys we can find.

Hopefully, at least your day will get better.
Vicki: HOTcha!hermorrine on May 28th, 2003 04:32 pm (UTC)
Naaah... I used to get these sorts - and MUCH worse - all the time. But then I changed my Yahoo profile to "relationship" from "single" and I hardly get any! Seems the pervs can read.
queerasjohn on May 28th, 2003 01:03 pm (UTC)
See, "john_sucks696969" would be way better.
Vicki: Ebil!Morrihermorrine on May 28th, 2003 01:47 pm (UTC)
Ah, but that would be clever. However, by using his zip code, I now know which areas to avoid!
Teesside Snog Monster: gamesjiggery_pokery on May 28th, 2003 07:11 pm (UTC)
Mark, please might I screw your girlfriend?
Here Erin and I are talking about You Don't Know Jack, in which context it is entirely innocent.

lurkwarbler: Do you have US Jack with you too?
princessleiabelle: Sure do!
lurkwarbler: I've only played that maybe three or four times.
princessleiabelle: Will be bringing it to punt!t00bage
princessleiabelle: I've challenged Morri
lurkwarbler: Eeeeeeeeeeexcellent :-)
lurkwarbler: I shall take up the challenge against both of you.
princessleiabelle: And Cyg got the monopoly board
princessleiabelle: Wahoo!
lurkwarbler: And the only question is - strictly within the context of the game - which of the two of you should I screw?
princessleiabelle: Heh, perhaps some Scrabbling as well.
princessleiabelle: *laughing out loud*
princessleiabelle: what makes you think we won't screw you first?
lurkwarbler: Oh, I'm quite sure that the pair of you will both screw me. Big-time.
princessleiabelle: within the context of the game, naturally. ;-)
lurkwarbler: But I might at least have the pleasure of asking Mark if I might screw his girlfriend.
princessleiabelle: Which would probably be the most entertaining for all concerned.
Vicki: Ebil!Morrihermorrine on May 28th, 2003 11:44 pm (UTC)
Re: Mark, please might I screw your girlfriend?
lurkwarbler: But I might at least have the pleasure of asking Mark if I might screw his girlfriend.

There are just SO many good lines I could use here... and oh, how I ache to use them, but I think it'll be more fun to wait for what Mark comes up with. ;)

I don't know if he's ever played YDKJ or not - I certainly know what you're referring to, but he might not. Tsk, tsk.
leiabelleleiabelle on May 29th, 2003 03:10 am (UTC)
Re: Mark, please might I screw your girlfriend?
Chris certainly is a cheeky one. Do not be fooled by his innocent appearance. ;)
Teesside Snog Monster: nasalleyjiggery_pokery on May 29th, 2003 06:13 pm (UTC)
*innocent t00b*
...!
Zorac: reunionzorac on May 29th, 2003 11:27 am (UTC)
Re: Mark, please might I screw your girlfriend?
Well, as neither is hermorrine my property, nor I her pimp or anysuch, you really don't need *my* permission. Of course, should anything happen (and I have every confidence that it wouldn't), I would take an extremely dim view of all parties involved.

I hope this clarifies matters for you.

Oh, wait, you're talking about some game...
Vicki: ME and the ME and the MEMEMEhermorrine on May 29th, 2003 01:39 pm (UTC)
Re: Mark, please might I screw your girlfriend?
*giggles* You are so non-possessively possessive. *snogs* And you know quite well that Chris is a wonderful friend, but my heart belongs to you. You may not own me, but you have full access rights and no one else does. ;)

Oh, and the game is SO much fun - I'll tell you more about it later. I bet you'll like it too. And frankly, you don't have time to ASK to screw anyone - you have to just do it. ;D
leiabelle: up to no goodleiabelle on May 29th, 2003 02:10 pm (UTC)
Re: Mark, please might I screw your girlfriend?
you don't have time to ASK to screw anyone - you have to just do it

Yes, in this game, screwing is definitely done in the heat of the moment. XD