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08 February 2003 @ 09:40 pm
Well THAT was unexpected.  
In what has got to be the strangest set of comments EVER, I seem to have gotten married to Toby AND turned him straight.

Sadly, Toby seems to have missed out on the important things when it comes to a marriage. For one, I did not get a decent marriage proposal! One minute we're having wild LJ sex and the next starcrossedgirl has married us.

Where is the romance?! Where are the wine and roses and whispered sweet nothings? Where, I ask you?

And then there's the fact that I have no ring. HELLO?! The ring is rather important. As a hint, I'll let you know that I like opals, not diamonds.

I mean, honestly - do I look that cheap and easy to you? If you want to marry a woman of my quality you have to work at it. I have no problem with the sex or any of that, but marriage... that's a big deal. Not to mention I'm sure that Toby would want me to take his name, and have you SEEN his last name?? I just don't know.

Love's a wonderful thing, as Michael Bolton once said, but let's not lose sight of the important things here. Any men think they can do better than Toby? I'm willing to be fought over.
 
 
I feel: hyperhyper
I hear: Groove Is in the Heart - Deelite
 
 
 
closed: <3andrush on February 8th, 2003 08:10 pm (UTC)

What about women?
Vicki: Dariahermorrine on February 9th, 2003 09:31 am (UTC)
I thought you had a girlfriend!
alive isn't sad // it is when it's overdramaturgy on February 8th, 2003 08:47 pm (UTC)
I could beat him up for you.
Vicki: OH Yeahhermorrine on February 9th, 2003 09:34 am (UTC)
Naaah, if it comes to that I can take him.
alive isn't sad // it is when it's overdramaturgy on February 9th, 2003 11:36 am (UTC)
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Just offering, sister dear. ;)
Deiter, of the German Popefuckers.: b0b 0wn0rz j00alkaloid on February 8th, 2003 10:16 pm (UTC)
@_@
wankersore on February 8th, 2003 11:26 pm (UTC)
i like opals, too. <3
dinahrae on February 9th, 2003 01:42 am (UTC)
Strange is GOOD!!! *steals the Morri & Toby figures off the cake*
Toby Malfoytobymalfoy on February 9th, 2003 05:03 am (UTC)

Cake??! There is supposed to be a cake too??

*sweatdrop*

My, this straight thing turns out to be quite stressful.
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(no subject) - hermorrine on February 9th, 2003 09:32 am (UTC) (Expand)
Toby Malfoy: bunniestobymalfoy on February 9th, 2003 05:07 am (UTC)

WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY LAST NAME??!

>:0!!
Vicki: MWAHhermorrine on February 9th, 2003 09:30 am (UTC)
It's rather... unusual, dear. But that's allright - it's shorter than my current one, so that helps.
Gregpetulans on February 9th, 2003 01:51 pm (UTC)
Well, if you want romance I’m perfectly happy to spirit you away from the evil clutches of Toby, who I happen to know to be messing around when your back is turned, and carry out an illicit affair with you. When Toby gets wind of this he’ll have no choice but to terminate this rather dodgy and very likely illegitimate marriage and then you and I can have a perfect white wedding, complete with church, chapel and biscuits to dunk.
Vicki: Dariahermorrine on February 9th, 2003 04:20 pm (UTC)
Hmmm, that certainly sounds good, but will there be lots of sex as well?
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Zoraczorac on February 9th, 2003 04:18 pm (UTC)
Hah! Let this lot fight over you on LiveJournal! I shall go for the far more intimate Y!Ming...
Vickihermorrine on February 9th, 2003 04:23 pm (UTC)
Intimate is right.... *fans self*