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04 September 2002 @ 06:21 pm
Well, I've joked about it often enough...  
And many of you have said I sound like I do it...and I AM pretty desperate. Should I? *wibbles*

PHONE ACTRESSES/Operators FROM HOME IN MOST U.S STATES! wanted for very busy
service, GREAT PAY, Up to $13.00 per hour. Experience preferred but not required. Top
agency since 1997 looking for only the best operators. MUST have great Voice, Must
be reliable, Must have dedicated phone line free of call waiting and personal secretary.
Must have quiet place to work at home. Must be creative and energetic! We pay hourly for ALL YOUR TIME, not just talk time!!!
 
 
I feel: curiouscurious
 
 
 
That's what she said.: Rock on!altricial on September 4th, 2002 04:32 pm (UTC)

I think you should totally go for it!!!
Vicki: i am righthermorrine on September 4th, 2002 04:44 pm (UTC)

You just want to say that you know someone who does phone sex!!!

That's what she said.altricial on September 4th, 2002 04:45 pm (UTC)
Re:
LMAO but I already say that anyway, you might as well make it a fact! :D!!!
Vickihermorrine on September 4th, 2002 05:13 pm (UTC)
You're killing me, you know that? And who are you saying that to???

That's what she said.altricial on September 4th, 2002 05:17 pm (UTC)
Re:
Everyone and their mothers...
chiriko on September 4th, 2002 04:44 pm (UTC)
well, i know how you like to protest our saying so, but you do have a great voice. it's pleasant and a bit throaty and you have a great laugh. they would be lucky to have you.
Vickihermorrine on September 4th, 2002 05:13 pm (UTC)
LOL Will you pimp me with slash to read so I can pretend to be turned on for the morons that will call??

frito_manhattan on September 4th, 2002 05:47 pm (UTC)
On the one hand, I know, it sounds like a perfectly ludicrous notion. On the other, it's not such a bad life, I don't think.

Check out trickymartin and also her diaryland site to read more about a woman who actually works in the industry. Granted she seems to have some family-of-origin abuse issues she's dealing with, but she's surprisingly casual about her work. Also funny as hell.

audrey

P.S. I haven't spoken to you directly but once, I don't think, but I really do like your fics.
Vicki: i am hermionehermorrine on September 5th, 2002 12:51 am (UTC)
I may just consider it. I am probably insane. O_o

P.S. I haven't spoken to you directly but once, I don't think, but I really do like your fics.

I'm not certain when we spoke, but you actually read and liked my fics?! Thanks!!! *beams*

irisiolani on September 4th, 2002 06:10 pm (UTC)
I'm not qualified to comment, but I'll say anyways that it might be funny to try it! :)
Vicki: who am i?hermorrine on September 5th, 2002 12:52 am (UTC)
Another chapter of my autobiography, waiting to happen... *facepalms*

snapessecret on September 4th, 2002 06:49 pm (UTC)
Go for it! :)
Vicki: i am hermionehermorrine on September 5th, 2002 12:53 am (UTC)
I thought you were the voice of reason, Claire! eeeeeek....



snapessecret on September 5th, 2002 03:56 am (UTC)
Re:
Are you kidding? If I had the voice and the, ahem, balls to do it, I'd love doing the phone sex thing! Besides, you get paid!
lightbringer: meateh (from chickenhead)dracopottamus on September 4th, 2002 06:51 pm (UTC)
And now the livejournal slut jumps into the fray.
Okay.

Well, I did that for a while, and I discovered that most of my clients were the kinds of guys who wanted things no hooker would agree to.

Okay, maybe they could have gotten a hooker to do it, but they would have paid ridiculous amounts of money to get it.

Just so you know.

(Since they're offering to pay you for per hour, not by call, you should probably be busy. If they pay you per call, it means that they don't get enough callers to support an hourly rate.)
lightbringer: testpatterndracopottamus on September 4th, 2002 07:02 pm (UTC)
Re: And now the livejournal slut jumps into the fray.
Oh, and, use a notepad.
Vickihermorrine on September 5th, 2002 12:55 am (UTC)
Re: And now the livejournal slut jumps into the fray.
I sincerely doubt anyone could come up with anything to top the guy with the sewing machine fetish who chatted me up the other day online. *shudders* And I wasn't getting paid to talk about that crap (or to tell the guy to go to hell, as the case was)



and still, the lobster held onpirouette on September 4th, 2002 07:04 pm (UTC)
Interesting. Maybe. Is it what I think it is?

$13/hr is pretty sweet! And no one would ever have to know, either. I'd do it if I didn't live with my parents.

etta
Vickihermorrine on September 5th, 2002 12:56 am (UTC)
Yes, we're talking about phone sex. I suppose $13/hour isn't bad...if I forget that master's degree I possess. *wince* And I DO live with my parents...

Toby Malfoy: Queer as Tobitobymalfoy on September 5th, 2002 03:40 am (UTC)
Go for it. And yes, I'm only saying that, so I can say that I know someone who does phone sex. ;p
Vicki: i am hermionehermorrine on September 6th, 2002 03:58 pm (UTC)
You really are a very bad boy. Good thing I own you. Us bad people need to stick together. *nod*